Did you know that Caith Esra Ulvar is writing stories on Patreon?!
Yes! It’s true! And you can sign up for just $1 – that’s ONE DOLLAR.
Honest to God, I’m not. It’s just ONE DOLLAR. ONE DOLLAR! ONE DOLLAR! Say it with me!
Okay. So that didn’t work. I get it. You people need convincing… So don’t take it from me. Let’s hear some testimonials from satisfied readers…
“I used to just give my loose change to buskers. And I don’t even like music. Caith Esra Ulvar has given me a great way to get rid of those extra dollars. And I get a story!“
“I had so much loose change lying around. I had to spend all my vacation days on trips to Rome, just so I could dump my coins in the Trevi Fountain. All that starchy food seriously threw off my diet. But then I discovered Caith Esra Ulvar and guess what, my skinny jeans fit again. And I get a story!“
“Lugging all that loose change around gave me man-arms. One night in bed I accidentally flexed. My fiance was so intimidated, he called off the wedding. Now that I’m giving my extra dollars to Caith Esra Ulvar my muscle tone is way down and I’m dating again. And I get a story! Caith Esra Ulvar is all I read.”
Thank you, Caith Esra Ulvar!
Now if that doesn’t convince you to sign up for a $1 patreon pledge, I don’t know what will. Hey why don’t you go to Caith Esra Ulvar’s patreon page right now. I’ll be waiting here for you while you sign up…
Don’t be a change-horder. Spend a dollar on Caith Esra Ulvar. And during the first month you’ll get four stories for the price of one. That’s $1 (ONE DOLLAR) for four stories. That’s too good of a deal to be true – No, that’s exactly what you’ll get. That’s truly a killer deal! Let me repeat that – that deal is A-mazing!
So head on over to patreon.com/caithesraulvar and claim your stories today!
(My patreon-button is bigger than yours 😉 )
This patreon launch is really eating me. I’ve one supporter who is a one man cheering squad, mind you. But I’m disheartened. Where there is one there’ll be many. If they all get into my stories with this much enthusiasm I’ve got it made. I’ve heard so many success stories. Heard of so many people who had dozens, hundreds of followers right out of the gate. I won’t be able to deliver that. I’ve no platform. Nobody gives a shit.
And they advice you to recruit your family to support you for the first few months – I cannot even tell them that I am doing this. There’ll be hell to pay. I’m too enmeshed. I need to get out of here. I’ve been thinking this a lot lately. But where am I supposed to go? I don’t know anyone and nobody knows me. All I ever do is write and now patreon.
And every once in a while I’ve a good feeling about this and every once in a while I want to hang myself. How am I supposed to find my people? I’m not a brand. I’m a feeling; the kind of feeling you cut yourself to escape. My stories are inconsequential. My stories are a wound that won’t heal. My guardians didn’t hug me nearly enough for me to handle frustration well, delay gratification.
- I’m afraid people won’t get what I’m doing.
- I’m afraid those who do won’t find me.
- I’m afraid they may not even try.
You’re not special princess… But my stories are. I want more readers/patrons for their sake. My characters ache to live in a multitude of minds. The most important thing about me are the stories I write. If I’m honest with myself, I don’t want a tribe. I want a fucking army.
I wrote this post roughly a week ago. Things have changed since then. And yet they haven’t. Same same but different.
I’m not usually someone who shares my emotional states with the world or anyone for that matter. I generally try to ignore that I might be feeling anything – it’s not me, it’s the way I was raised. But as I’ve said in an earlier post, lately I’ve spent some time listening to “The Art of Asking” by Amanda Palmer who arguably lives out loud on the internet; something that frightens me to no end. But she seems to get some much needed catharsis out of sharing her thoughts and weak moments with the people who love her work as well as the inevitable trolls that come with the kind of fame (and Kickstarter notoriety) she’s achieved. Given that I’m taking lots of pointers from her work on how to connect with people through social media and find an audience who gets what you do, I might as well take the hint on this one – so here goes…
I’ve spent the last week building my online presence, getting ready to launch my patreon.com/caithesraulvar What I didn’t expect was that the anticipation is stressing me out so much I spend all night grinding my teeth and wake up the next morning knackered as hell, unable to write. This, however, puts me in a bad position as I’m trying to create content in time for my launch and since I’m not publishing anywhere else I’d like to edit my writing to a proper standard before putting it out there for people to read. Perhaps even gift the entire novel to a few bloggers in exchange for a review. But I’m not getting anywhere with that in the current brain-foggy state that I’m in, which stresses me out more, which leads to more teeth-grinding and worse nights. I know there is such a thing as coffee but I’ve scars on my heart and it’s not a good idea for me to crank up the caffeine willy-nilly.
I’m not expecting this post to garner any solutions to my problem, nervous overload in the face of change is one of my least favourite hobbies. But perhaps just putting this out there will lift a little bit of that load I’ve been carrying around with me and grant me a reasonable night’s sleep…